Geeky Stuff

Empire Strikes Back 30th Anniversary Playing Cards
6 hours ago

Why settle for boring playing cards when you can have these two beautiful decks commemorating the best movies ever? This set of two decks comes in a Collectible Star Wars tin and features classic characters and scenes.

Price: $7.99

Spanish Inquisition
14 hours ago

“Trouble at t’ t-shirt mill.” “What sort of trouble?” “One of press’s gone out of skew on treadle.” “Pardon?” “One of press’s gone out of skew on treadle.” “I don’t understand what you’re saying. ” “One of the presses has gone out of skew on the treadle.”

Price: $10.99 – $15.99

Naruto Ichiraku Ramen Shop
14 hours ago

Everybody loves Raymond? I thought you said “Everybody loves RAMEN.” Cause everybody does. I don’t know about that Raymond guy, but ramen is cheap, tasty, and easy to fix, and if you can be patient for 3 minutes, it’s fast. If you can’t, it’s crunchy.

Price: $14.99 – $18.99

Disaster Area
14 hours ago

“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy notes that Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all.” – Douglas Adams

Price: $10.99 – $12.99

1up Mushroom Ladies' Polo (UPF 40)
14 hours ago

A polo shirt for the fashion clueful! Wouldn’t life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like “Save the Princess” would make worries like “What college do I attend?” completely obsolete. No more confusion about enemies….

Price: $29.99 – $34.99

Green Gadget Charging Station
14 hours ago

Plug in a gaggle of gadgets to the Green Gadget Charging station using the 13 different included connectors. Your gadgets begin to charge, and the Green Gadget station cuts off the juice when it senses they are fully charged.

Price: $39.99

Zipit Motorized Clamshell Package Opener
2 days ago

Zipit Motorized Clamshell Package Opener

Price: $14.99

The Slanket (R)
4 days ago

If you’re at the mercy of someone else’s thermostat, you know how hard it can be to work while you’re freezing. Wear a Slanket(R) at work, at home, or while playing video games in your man/grrl cave. Stay toasty my friends.

Price: $29.99 – $32.99

DotCom – Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
6 days ago

DotCom – Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.

Price: $2.99

Think Globally
6 days ago

Local variables are manageable. But global ones? Not so much. They need to create a virtual leash for global variables so you’ll know what they’re doing at all times and whether or not they’ve gotten out of hand.

Price: $12.99 – $17.99

Refill Required
6 days ago

Sound the warning beep! Your caffeine delivery system is dangerously low on fuel! Get thee to the nearest coffee pot with haste to refill your power supply before your system begins to shut down for hibernation.

Price: $14.99 – $21.99

Port 80 Football Jersey
6 days ago

Most football fans have two teams they root for: their team, and whoever is playing their team’s rival. It’s easy to get the jersey for your favorite team. Less practical to get gear for all the teams playing your rival. May we suggest this alternative?

Price: $34.99 – $41.99

OMG Pwnies Women's Classic Cut
6 days ago

Our sister site, Slashdot, pimped out their design a few April Fools ago with an OMG! Ponies!!! pink theme. We love the idea and are doing them one better.

Price: $13.99 – $18.99

more beer
6 days ago

Ah, this beer should combine two of your very favorite things in life. Unix and beer. A match made not in heaven, but in Berkeley and in some old yeast infested clay pots filled with barley…

Price: $10.99 – $15.99

Little Tux Babydoll Tee
6 days ago

Who wouldn’t want to sport a cute little penguin on their chest? Hopefully you know what linux is taboo…

Price: $13.99 – $18.99

Geek Kids : Linkology Card Game
4 days ago

Fast & fun card game links science concepts together Start with five cards and quickly link concepts together to empty your hand as quickly as possible – or at least, quicker than those other guys! Great for family game night or an activity to reinforce lessons in the science classroom. $9.99

Geek Kids : Prime Card Game
4 days ago

Master multiplication and division with this fun card game The 171 cards of the Prime deck can be used to play four math games at six different levels from elementary school through adult. Master multiplication and division with this fun game that won Dr. Toy’s Best Vacation Product for 2001. $14.99

Geek Kids : Equate Board Game
4 days ago

Addictive crossword-style game teaches math concepts Make math edutaining! Equate is like Scrabble, but instead of building words you build equations. The perfect tool for teaching math to the geekling who just doesn’t grok math from a book. Adapts to many levels of play from ages 8 to adult. $25.99

Geek Kids : Doodle Track
4 days ago

Draw your own racetrack and the car follows! Use any thick marker or crayon to draw a racetrack and this car will magically drive on it! The secret is patented optical sensors that guide the car to follow any black line. Encourages imagination and creativity and keeps kids engaged for hours! $14.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Zelda Shield Babydoll
7 days ago

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Although not as versatile as a Kokiri Tunic, this Zelda Shield Babydoll will camouflage you better if you enter the Twilight Realm, although it’s not guaranteed to fit if you turn into a wolf. $19.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : No Normal Humans
7 days ago

Id sorta like to know what you consider normal, but Im almost afraid to ask. Maybe the people around you who seem normal are only pretending. They might have secret super powers that you don’t know about. That neighbor who gives you the hairy eyeball? Could be she’s resisting using her lasers on you. Think about it. $20.99 – $21.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Japan Friends of Bento Club Babydoll
7 days ago

Because becoming an adult doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a fun lunch box. When you say “boxed lunch” in America, it evokes images of sandwiches wrapped in cellophane with stale chips and an apple. If only our boxed lunches were more like Japan’s, we’d be all over them. Adorable and tasty, two qualities we love in our food. $19.99

Computer Stuff : External USB Dual Sata Drive Dock/Card Reader/USB Hub
7 days ago

2 SATA HDs, 2-port USB hub, and card reader all in one. A powerful tool for data transfer, backups, and cloning.This one magical device hosts 2 SATA HDs, a 2-port USB hub, and has a card reader that will read all sorts of Flash media cards (SD, MicroSD, memory sticks, SIM cards). It even has a built-in WiFi adapter. Backup early and backup often, friends. $99.99

Geek Toys : The Slanket (R)
7 days ago

Cold office? Frigid man-cave? You need the Slanket(R) Blanket!If you’re at the mercy of someone else’s thermostat, you know how hard it can be to work while you’re freezing. Wear a Slanket(R) at work, at home, or while playing video games in your man/grrl cave. Stay toasty my friends. $29.99 – $32.99

Computer Stuff : USB Super 16 Port Hub
7 days ago

Need USB ports? This baby sports 16 of ‘em.Plug in your phone, iPod, flash drive, external HD, digicam, SnowBot, fiber optic Christmas tree, plasma ball, jellyfish mood lamp, pet rock, turntable, robot owl, humping dog, Lilliput mini monitor, LED beverage cooler, and missile launcher – at once. $159.99

Geek Toys : Bioshock Action Figures
7 days ago

Exquisitely detailed figures from the video game BioShock 2Say hello to Subject Delta and Big Sister from the video game BioShock 2. Highly detailed sculpts, individualized weapons and accessories, and attention to detail make these figures a must-have for any fan of the game. $16.99

Computer Stuff : Universal Gadget Wrist Charger
7 days ago

Wristband battery charger lets you charge your device AND play!We like to call this the Bracer of Battery Life +2. Just strap it to your wrist and plug it in to your cell phone, mp3 player, handheld gaming device, or any mini USB compatible gadget for instant extra play time! $34.99

Gadgets : SafeDriver Wireless Vehicle Monitor
8 days ago

Wireless vehicle monitor tracks speed, distance traveled, sudden brakingEveryone had that crazy driver friend in high school… and if you didn’t, that driver was YOU. Don’t let your teen develop dangerous driving habits. SafeDriver monitors speed, distance, and sudden braking. $69.99

Gadgets : Tetrax Magnetic Gadget Holders
8 days ago

Best gadget holder everGot a device you need to keep in reach while driving? Always losing your TV remote at home? Tetrax has unlimited applications in the car, at home and office and keeps your everyday portable devices in order and within reach. $24.99 – $34.99

Home & Office : iChime Programmable Doorbell
8 days ago

Ding-dong, the boring doorbell’s dead! Program your own geeky sounds! Sick of your dog going nuts at the “Ding-Dong” of your doorbell? Change it up and upload music from CD or mp3, or record your own live doorbell sounds. Finally, you can have Captain Picard’s door chimes! $19.99 – $89.99