19 June 2008 @ 14:47Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script

Rod Hilton wrote a spoof of Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull. Very funny!

HARRISON FORD:
What are we doing in the Amazon?

KAREN ALLEN:
Cate wants to return the Crystal MacGuffin to the ancient City of Gold.

HARRISON FORD:
City of Gold? Isn’t that what Nicolas Cage was looking for in National Treasure 2? Are we seriously getting the plot for our shitty sequel to Indiana Jones by ripping off the plot of a shitty sequel to a shitty knock-off of Indiana Jones? I feel like that should unravel the space-time continuum or something.

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